Onion! How’s it’s going? I’m fine, in case you were wondering. If not, it is completely fine; no cares for me, anyways. 😦
Don’t feel upset for me, however. I’ll feel happier in no time at all… just as long as you reply back. 😛
Anyway, I’m here to know, if possible, by any chances, if you, lovely publishing company, would do a newly (old) inspiring writer a chance–and check out his writing?
I only ask directly because I am in ever in you debt of thanking you for inspiring myself to be a writer/blogger. To an old Irish drunken fool, like myself, I have been writing short narrations and social opinions for just about two and half years. I really took off during and after college days.
As for the email, it’ll be my long lived dream if I could be contributor for the Onion or ClickHoles (heck, I’ll do both). I would love to be apart of a publisher company that thrives on “farcical” ideas! Can you believe John Boehner cried like a baby in front of the Pope–then quit!–the day after? I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Of course John Boehner doesn’t beat when Dick Cheney favorite holiday is 9/11 (my personal fav).
I just love writing!
But guessing by the number of your emails you receive daily, you likely won’t be reading, or for that matter, see this email. Who can honestly be angry with you, though? I am just some random, desperate, lonely Irish drunk who is trying to get a name for himself. However, if there is way I can have a more direct email address, please sure to include one. I am always reading (whatever) email I am receiving.
I guess what I’m trying to say, wouldn’t it be great if you just hired some old fart Irish off the Internet and give him a chance to be an contributor? That’ll be great! I can see it now: “Hey, Mama, guess what? I’m a contributor for the Onion!” Oh, she be so proud. “My son, a writer, what will he do next? Be astronaut, politician, a doctor, who knows!”
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this little email, and I do hope it has answered many of your questions. If you by chance you asked yourself, “Who is this guy?” I’ll end by saying, “I am only looking for any possible connection you (or anyone) can offer.” Anyway, I hope your endeavors are fulfilled, and I hope my do, too.
Happy writing and take care. 🙂
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P.S this is my attend to be seen by millions! get the word out!
P.S.S thanks for reading!